I stumbled upon a post from Jeff at DebtFreeSquad.com. He collected some great money one-liners with a religious slant. I’ve taken the liberty of re-posting them here.
Give God what’s right — not what’s left.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
We don’t change God’s message — His message changes us.
In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma — but never let him be the period.
Man’s way leads to a hopeless end — God’s way leads to a endless hope.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
When praying, don’t give God instructions – just report for duty.
Do you have a great one-liner?
I am collecting inspirational quotes or funny money jokes for the 100th episode of the MoneyPlan SOS podcast. If you have a great line to contribute or even a famous quote that really inspires you then please submit it to me before February 23rd, 2013.
Feel free to include your website/blog as well as the originator of the quote (who wrote it).